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Jor Demotivational Poster

GO ON - You know you want to


TAGS: sparkle alex louis armstrong armstrong major armstrong
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by iMeep

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:22 am
And by "man", you mean cartoon character?
darkdragonsword - June 30, 2010, 1:21 am
The only man allowed to sparkle and look straight doing it
Woody - July 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
You are for sure right!
Yes. - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Without a doubt.

BJORK - She is furious she is no longer the biggest thing from Iceland to spout crap all over the UK and cause suffering to so many innocent people.

TAGS: bjork
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 2:39 pm
I know, but I don't need people reminding me!
thatonechick - March 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
You suck, KFD. :D
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:06 pm
Oh you have me there. I am wounded.
CruiserCrody - January 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
Too bad for you she is one of the most talented and respected people in music, causing the whole 'joke' to fall flat.
MustyK - April 22, 2010, 3:32 am
5 clever L's to you Mr Kung Fu. Well Gone.
Mr. Shiny - April 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
Love it!
Airman - April 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
very clever!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 4:15 pm
Cheers :)
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:40 pm
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAHAHA! fantastic! this latest batch today has been some of your best wrok KFD. keep it up +5

THIS - is the son of Jor-El

TAGS: steve jobs superman jor el
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by joeprimo

tellitlikeitis - August 29, 2011, 8:55 pm
Wow, he certainly made his trillions.
joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
hoorays for my first motifake, ynuk yunk
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:12 pm
Old 5chool 5uperman reference, Nice.

PREDATOR - unresistably wild and beautiful when it pounces you will enjoy it the greatest predator of all, WOMAN


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one

MICHEAL JORDAN - Micheal acutally flunked Physics class. Therefore the laws of gravity do not apply to him.

TAGS: air jordan micheal bulls dunk
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

ladystarscream - August 8, 2011, 6:24 pm
Glad u like, I always mix up those 2 letters,lol.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:54 pm
Made beer squirt outa my nose. Dis sh*t deservs 5L's. Oh, and i think you spelled micheal, it's supposed to me michael


TAGS: jordan arab women funny hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
well i don't see american troops killing my people as nice either but I don't come and give attitude on your posters, either you accept the joke,or u find urself another site.
marlygirl - April 22, 2011, 8:13 pm
I do not see hitting women as funny...ever,
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:11 am
i lolled
Hawamleh - April 22, 2011, 5:26 am
ah marly, you're new here... I didin't make this poster as an insult, it's just a joke, and here at motifake nothing is sacred. besides if we can't laugh at ourselves then we have no right to laugh about others.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hammy, I am disappointed, I gave you 5 L's for this but now I want to retract,
voodoo3535 - April 21, 2011, 12:17 am
5 slap-a-roos Hammy. Nice.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:31 pm
cannot say I like this, but funny none the less


POSTER IN DORM ROOM AT MIT - (Cubic root of an elm tree)

TAGS: math major
Rating: 4.57/5

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TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line

FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!

TAGS: cant we just call a majority vote do over
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:02 am
LD thinks he's so funny.... good thing he is, because that would be sad.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is great. A politifake but so non-partisan that it is wonderful.

HE'S PINING - for them

TAGS: dead parrot fjords
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

stenusmc - May 12, 2011, 9:25 pm
"Hellooooo Polly!"

HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!

RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!

TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am


TAGS: major cause of male whiplash
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mongo - March 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
That has got to be shopped, how can those type of prosthetics operate in the sand?...oh ya, ***y pic though.

KIRA NERYS - Yes Odo's is bigger, and Yes I am going back.

TAGS: ds9 kira major odo
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Woody - July 24, 2009, 10:57 am

NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references

TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Xopster

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the p*** mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a p********.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in ****ty moods before, but d*** this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a ***k is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his ph**ograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a ****ty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your a**!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a f***ing retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a **** what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma

ROCKS - If You Have Ever Been Called Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks, Remember This: There Are More Rocks Than Boulders Out There

TAGS: rocks dumb majortiy rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 7:56 pm
very nice... and the majority of them is aggy.. a sad truth..
rerun - November 21, 2010, 6:52 pm

I just knew that you would get it.
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:52 pm
Are any of them muslim, Ice?
ICEMAN - November 21, 2010, 6:51 pm
Which simply means there are a ****load dumb people out there.


TAGS: jordan micheal jackson
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

Kspace - June 28, 2011, 8:35 am
p***bear Approved


Life -

Luxury -

Philosophy -

TAGS: college class major theoretical philosophies
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.

Proud Parent -



Major Tom -


TAGS: just got back from europe amman jordan home place
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheTrashHeap - September 17, 2010, 8:49 am
You had it easy hammy! you should have been here when I joined.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:11 am
Believe me deadluvva, i had to go through some really hurtfull **** before i was actually accepted to "enjoy this site" as moo calls it :)
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:44 am
I don't think I've ever seen Las Vegas like that. :)
forseti - September 12, 2010, 9:35 am
Home is where the heart is! I like it, even it has nothing to do with a motiFAKE, has it?!? 5L ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am
This is Just Hawamleh showing pride in his country....everyone should enjoy this site....even Hammy.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:54 am
I really do not know what to think about this one......


THETRASHHEAP - Dance your cares away,Worry's for another day. Let the music play,Down at Fraggle Rock.

TAGS: this ones for you marjorie
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by moooooooooooooo

HowardG - July 30, 2009, 3:32 pm
Thats funny. I don't see a trash heap, all I see is a bunch of pixels.
TheTrashHeap - July 24, 2009, 11:10 am
See mikeipee or whatever your timmy name is. You can't even be original!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:02 pm
that's the best I can do I'm half asleep.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
no one asked you Marjorie.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:42 pm
uncle Travellin Matt was the best!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:41 pm
I like. I loved Fraggle Rock too BTW.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 11:38 am
I have spoken.


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?

Life’s Trophies….what’s yours? Where do you keep it? -

TAGS: its a major award
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Bandit5906 - December 16, 2015, 12:31 am
I divorced mine. She got the farm: I know where she is.
Greeny - December 15, 2015, 8:52 pm
I married mine - 5L gam!

Gathering Evidence -


TAGS: taxes motorhead cannibalism pjorouke aerosmith
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 9, 2015, 2:06 pm
ha ha, Milk flew out my nose, and i wasn't even drinking it at the time.
EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2015, 12:39 am
Recipes to follow.